What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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