dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
