Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
