David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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