I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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