You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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