they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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