mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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