we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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