It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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