I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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