Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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