went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I am mentally ready for anal.
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