"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
