I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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