you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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