Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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