I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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