I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
