the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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