Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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