I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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