i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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