I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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