1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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