Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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