So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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