..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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