if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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