I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I am one with the molecules
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
