I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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