super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
