i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
false alarm, still single
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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