does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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