Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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