I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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