Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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