Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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