I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What a fucking waste of an outfit
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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