i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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