Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
