You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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