i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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