bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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