He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
And the cops told us we were all naked.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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