You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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