what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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