HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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