I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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