He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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